MEET THE MICRONS
 | Gaz Chubb (Promoter) Tall, dark (when he’s hitting the sunbeds) and handsome (he reckons), Mr Chubb is a tireless beast who can often be found refuelling with a rice and three in Manchester’s Northern Quarter. Pastimes include whacking off and correcting Isaac’s punctuation. Worst moment of 2009 was inhaling a fake moustache at February’s Micron. You should have seen his face! |
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 | isaacSMILE Arguably the shortest Micron, what Isaac lacks in height he compensates for in dizziness. Since moving to the capital, Isaac has started to talk funny and has invented 'London Wellies'. He has pretty much stopped drinking the smoke machine fluid, so we’re gonna stick with him for a bit as his deep bleeps are brilliant. But to be honest it’s cos he is ripped so he brings in the ladies. |
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 | Ronny Gill Ronny is all over the tight, groovy Amsterdam sound right now. Highlights include going back to back with Lauhaus after Polder’s UK debut and playing at the infamous KeToLoCo afterparties. A pain in the arse to talk to on account of his earplugs which render him selectively deaf and he can sometimes be a right moody bastard. He does make a very nice chocolate cake though. |
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 | Tommaso People sometimes make the mistake of thinking that Tommaso is rather elusive until they realise they have seen him loads of times with different haircuts. Has recently taken Isaac's crown as Micron's biggest advocate of smoke machine fluid; he enjoys it with a dash of Red Bull and only feels a little bit sick on it now. A posh Crewe accent makes him sound a bit odd but he’s actually alright. |
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 | Lomas Stalwart Lomas brings a touch of veteran class to Micron, the perfect foil to the upstarts with whom he shares the decks. Hates opening mixes with raw beats so you’ll often hear some wacky sounds from the man from Del Stockport. As well as treating us all to his vast music collection, he runs uber-cool print company Stroon and sometimes owns Micron’s flagship beard. |
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 | Bodidily Our token ginger is not a natural redhead: he once ignited his face with a flaming sambuca, loved the result and has frequented the salons ever since. Seemingly respectable, he recently caused an armed police roadblock following an afterparty shopping trip with a replica M16. But he loves vinyl, plays ‘mother fucking house music’ and solves most of our IT issues so we'll endure him for now. |
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